سری جدید اس ام اس های خنده دار به زبان انگلیسی

این هم یک سری اس ام اس (پیامک) طنز و خنده دار به زبان انگلیسی برای شما آریایی ها در آریا تاک :

 Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you

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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!

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I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That’s because Dad says “Love Animals”!

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May your life be like toilet paper – long and useful!

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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

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I’d climb the highest mountain. I’d swim the ocean blue. I’d do anything at all my dear – Just to get away from you.

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Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

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I’m not as dumb as you look.

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If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble than I thought.